Remotely Viewing Machine Certificates With Minimal Permissions

We've started remotely monitoring our certificate stores on critical servers, and wanted the monitoring software to be able to remotely connect to our servers' personal certificate stores.
I quickly found a script to enumerate all certificates in a specific store on a remote computer:

function Get-Cert( $computer=$env:computername ...
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Stsadm / new SPSite is slow

Update: Get the script here

The Story

A couple of days ago, developer extraordinaire Itay Shakury was doing performance tuning on one of our SharePoint applications, and came to me with a problem - creating a new SPSite object took about 30 secs. The stranger part was that only the first ...

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